Only in Canada - Canadian Eh?

While cleaning out my room to prepare for our move coming up in the next month, I found this and I thought I'd share it with you.

Only in Canada - Canadian Eh?

Only in Canada...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Canada...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in Canada...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Canada...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in Canada...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.

Only in Canada...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in Canada...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Canada...do we buy hotdogs in packages of 12 and buns in packs of 8.

Only in Canada...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking creatures'.

Only in Canada...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.