Chicken Soup

Mom found this in her bedroom drawer as she was packing some stuff away for our upcoming move. I think I wrote this in Kindergarten and it made me laugh, and I hope it makes you laugh too.

Chicken Soup

Cut the noodles. Then you put them in the soup.
Put in: 4 carrots, celery, and 10 meat. Put it on the stove.

Only in Canada - Canadian Eh?

While cleaning out my room to prepare for our move coming up in the next month, I found this and I thought I'd share it with you.

Only in Canada - Canadian Eh?

Only in Canada...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Canada...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in Canada...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Canada...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in Canada...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.

Only in Canada...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in Canada...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Canada...do we buy hotdogs in packages of 12 and buns in packs of 8.

Only in Canada...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking creatures'.

Only in Canada...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Well it's me again! I thought that I should post again, about what, I'm not too sure yet. Life is well...life. I'm alive and kicking I guess you could say. I've been working and just hanging out with my awesome church friends. :-) I went on my first EVER canoe trip a few weekends ago and it was a blast. We had a bad storm on the day we were about to leave, we had to wait on the island a bit longer than we had planned too, but God kept us all safe and we all got to our destination fine with maybe only bug bites. Those darned pesky black flies I tell you. I should be getting my pictures back tomorrow so if I can figure out how to post them on here, I shall do that for you all to see.
Last night I watched the Oilers game. :-( They started out so well, but faltered. I still hope that they can pull it off, and to top it all off, they lost Rollie for the rest of the series. I am not going to be a fair weather fan though and give up on them, as easy as that might be, I still want them to win it all and bring the cup back to Canada, where it rightfully belongs :-)
Oh my, if you want to see something hillarious, put a nylon (pantyhoses) on your head, and take it off slowly, it makes your face go all weird. *points to Liza, Shauna, and Amanda* :P.

Think that's all my ramblings for now. God bless you all and until I write again "so long farewell"..... oh we must watch that movie soon!!

Tamara