The 12 Days of Winnipeg Christmas

I've been hearing this song on Hot 103 lately and I thought it was so funny, and so fitting for us Winnipeggers. I hope you get a good little chuckle out of it as I did. Merry Christmas to you all. God's blessings for a prosperious 2008!!


The Lyrics:
On the First Day of Christmas
I got this from my bro...
A Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Second Day of Christmas,
Winnipeg gave to me
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Third Day of Christmas,
My buddy gave to me
Veee Jays French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Fourth Day of Christmas,
minus 40 gave to me
Four stalling cars
Veee Js French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Fifth Day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five Golden boys
Four stalling cars
Veee Js French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Sixth Day of Christmas,
construction season gave to me
Six massive potholes
Five Golden boys
Four stalling cars
Veee Js French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Seventh Day of Christmas,
Mother Nature gave to me
Seven months of winter
Six massive potholes
Five Golden boys
Four stalling cars
Veee Js French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Eighth Day of Christmas,
Winnipeggers gave to me
Eight Slupree titles
Seven months of winter
Six massive potholes
Five Golden boys
Four stalling cars
Veee Js French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Ninth Day of Christmas,
St Vital gave to me
Nine Gabes a dancing
Eight Slupree titles
Seven months of winter
Six massive potholes
Five Golden boys
Four stalling cars
Veee Js French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Tenth Day of Christmas,
my bombers gave to me,
Ten Grey Cup Titles
Nine Gabes a dancing
Eight Slupree titles
Seven months of winter
Six massive potholes
Five Golden boys
Four stalling cars
Veee Js French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas,
Photo radar gave to me
Eleven Red light tickets
Ten Grey Cup Titles
Nine Gabes a dancing
Eight Slupree titles
Seven months of winter
Six Massive potholes
Five Golden boys
Four stalling cars
Veee Js French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,
My Baba gave to me
Twelve Cheese Perogies
Eleven red light tickets
Ten Grey Cup Titles
Nine Gabes a dancing
Eight Slupree titles
Seven months of winter
Six massive potholes
Five Golden boys
Four stalling cars
Veee Js French Fries
Two rivers meeting
And a Sign saying Go Jets Go!